MELMAC (Alf)

Terrain

Supercluster. Melmac was very much like Earth but it had two moons, it was oddly shaped and made of melmac. Melmac had green skies and blue grass, and it orbited a purple sun. (However, on "Turkey in the Straw: Part 2," ALF claims that Melmac has an orange sky and green clouds.)

Culture
Nacional bird: Chicken of rubber

Favourite food: Cats

National Flower: Roger the Turnip

God: Melmecian Barry

Favourite game: Put the tail to the lettuce

Melmacian Anthem: "Dance till you drop", by Homer T. Swipe

Planetary Motto: Are you going to finish that sandwich?

National Mascot: Buster, the Groundhog

Melmacian Currency: Wernicks
General Hobby: Mining of mayonnaise.
Intergalactic symbol of Peace: Peek a Boo.
Most ancient proverb: Not everything that glitters is soup.
Main exports: Pocket lint, dental floss & lamp; hamsters with batteries.

Laws

Melmac had a number of laws which Terrestrial humans might have found bizarre. Among them were these:

It was against the law for Melmacians to name their children after wood.
The biggest cause of arrest on Melmac was tickling a barber.
To operate a gas grill, most Melmacians had to own a license.
On Melmac, it was illegal to juggle your cousins.
On Melmac, dancing with a mailman was a federal offense.
On Melmac, waving at a halibut was against the law.
Beginning in 172, Melmacian Water Trumps were illegal to own in a populated area, especially one with a lake or ocean. Any violation of that law would result in severe penalties, either a possible life prison sentence or the death penalty.

Days

A year on Melmac consisted of 364 days excluding Sundays, 386 days if Sundays were included.

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Harble (January)	Tarble (February)	Goruff (March)	Kilmerl (April)
Gagg (May)	Orring (June)	Barrp (July)	Twangle (August)
Fanfan (September)	Nathinganger (October)	Anerva (November)	Fibble (December)